When reality and fantasy collide

For quite some time now I have had a clear-cut favorite story of love and devotion. That would be the one where two middle-aged live-in lovers had a little disagreement. Let's see if we can re-create the situation for you:

Man: "I'm hungry."
Woman: "So?"
Man: "Make me a sandwich."
Woman: "No."
Man: throws microwave at her, beats her head into ground, figures out she might not be as healthy as he would wish, run next door to neighbors to use phone, they aren't home, return home to down a couple cold ones, then to other neighbor's to use their phone:
Woman: dead.

I know, I know...who is so sick they would find that funny?

Probably the same people that find this shirt hilarious.