Speeding through life

Sometimes there are some rather strange cop-(alleged) criminal chases. Just off the top of my head, here are a few:

O.J. and the White Bronco. Somehow hundreds of police are unable to bring to a stop a vehicle that never exceeded 30 miles an hour.

The woman who was driving around with her husband on the hood of her car.

The armless guy who kept outrunning Florida cops in his pickup.

The legless guy charged with a combination DUI with his friend working the pedals.

The guy charged with drunk-driving...on a zamboni.

The 7 year old arrested...not just stopped, ARRESTED...for driving a dirt bike on a sidewalk.

Or drunken horse driving....

Of course, none of these can compare to the highlight of the night, the main event, the driving escapade so marvelous, so exciting, so fast, so hair-curling, scream-inducing, adrenaline pumping due to speed...

so let's sum it up for you. In a shocking development, alcohol is involved. I know that will surprise...oh...about none of you. Guy gets drunk. Hops on the fastest thing he can find and goes out for a drive. Cop sees him weaving. Chases him. Guy won't stop so the cop gets out of his car to make the chase easier. Finally stops the run-away riding lawnmower and makes the arrest...

Seriously, how drunk do you have to be to make attempting to elude a police officer on a riding lawnmower seem like a good idea. What, you couldn't find a merry-go-round?