It is a pretty normal fear

Who hasn't been afraid of this all-too-common scenario? You are sitting there eating your breakfast when

WHAM!

Zombies knock down your door and gorge on your brains. But it is also preventable and fortunately, here in the good old U.S. of A. we have government officials doing something about it.

Police lieutenant Bruce Ferguson says his team are ready for any attack on Lansing, Michigan.
"We have been doing mock disasters and cross training for several years," he told the Lansing State Journal.
"People can feel confident, if zombies start invading, we'll know how to close the streets. We can get chainsaws too.
"If a swarm comes in on I-496 westbound, we'll block off the exits so they miss the city."

Now, I know this sounds like a badly times Halloween prank...after all, they only missed that Helliday by about a week. But if I hear this "news" report from somewhere else, I will be sure to let you know.

After all, how would you keep something like that secret?