Forget the exorcist...call the plumber. Or CSI.

I can understand being frightened of unexplained, paranormal experiences. Like when a politician tells the truth...it is scary, unexplainable, and can cause major issues for all who experience it.

So when Gordon Jenns heard, for the third time in just 11 years, a toilet flushing when the library was closed, he knew right away it was a ghost.

"I'm an ex-marine and not prone to hallucinations. I'm guessing the poor fellow only wants to relieve himself."

Uh, not that I'm curious...but of what? If ghosts are ephemeral, what sort of solids do they need to flush? Not to mention how do they flick the lever...or twitch the electric eye?

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

So a water or plumbing problem is out of the question, right? I mean, having a ghost take a leak is so much more reasonable of an explanation.