And it isn't even Arkansas!

Changing social mores cause a great number of difficult to decide issues. For example, in the "news"...and in this case, I certainly use that term loosely...today or yesterday, pointless waste of time Britney Spears has lost "custody" of her kids to Kevin Federline. That's right, someone is such a bad parent, according to societies' judgment, that a person who wants nothing to do with any of his other kids is considered a better option. Way to go, losers.

Of course, the very concept that parents have no real rights other than those granted by the state is troubling in and of itself. Look up the word "custody"...and look up the verbiage many states have saying your children are not yours, they actually belong to the state and you are simply granted the privilege of keeping them in your care unless and until the state decides someone else is better.

A revolution is brewing. I tell you now, if anyone ever, for any reason whatsoever, tries to take my kids away (when and if I have them), they better come with a tank because people will be leaving in body bags. Don't mess with my family if you want to continue breathing. Alternatively, if you want a few extra air holes, you just come right ahead.

With that said, as strange as family situations get in a world of Hyundai marriages*, even still I find someone else more bizarre in the parenting world than Britney. How cool would it be to give birth to your own granddaughters?




*Hyundai marriage; an arrangement of convenience in which, at the first sign of trouble, you simply throw it away and go find a new one. Named after the car so fragile that, after a fender bender, you simply tossed it in the trash can and bought a new one.