It had to happen

For years I have been all over the nonsense people will do to get in the Guinness Book of Records. I have railed against the stupidity, the nonsense, the over the topness. I have complained about the pointlessness. I have, if memory serves, called it the Guinness Book of Irrelevancy, among other diatribes.

I was wrong. Guinness, I apologize. You are relevant, important, meaningful, worthy of respect, honor and devotion. I have done a 180.

I respect all your records and accomplishments.

To make up for the error of my ways, I have decided to hang a poster of one of your record holders on my wall. Please send me a poster of this one.