Organize your private lies? Did he mean lives?

It is a sad fact that some people choose not to be happy with the one they married...which I distinguish from the one they love because I have serious doubts about how much love is involved when someone chooses to cheat on the other one. Oh, sure, I might be old-fashioned thinking fidelity, integrity, honesty, and caring about the other person are keys to a good marriage...but I guess i am happy in this case to be old fashioned. If I weren't, I might do something stupid, like setting up a service to provide alibis to people so they could happily cheat on their significant other. At least we still live in a world that is not so depraved that people could get away with a business like that.


Oh...wait a second...guess I spoke too soon.

How cool must it be to go to work every day saying, "Yes, today I helped save a marriage. Oh, sure, I put the wife at risk for STD's, took money to feed the family away in order to give the husband sexual gratification and, if it ever does get found out, will result in even more pain and suffering than philandering usually does, but for now, I was able to help this cheating sack of dog droppings get his rocks off with someone he ain't married to. It is moments like this that make me glad to be alive."


And people wonder why the U.S. hates the French

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

But the real question: will they cover Pepe Le Pew's ass when the cat sues him for sexual harassment?