Is Guinness too nosy?

Imagine the thrill of pride he must have felt the first time he succeeded. Three years of effort culminated in that first rush of excitement as Zhang Zhenghui achieved his goal. Three years of trials and disappointments disappeared in that one glorious instant. He sighed in relief. Finally, after all the training, all the experimenting, all the effort, he was able to blow up and burst a water bottle with his nose.

Oh, I know what you are thinking...there are so many wonderful things he could do with this talent...he could blow up truck tires in just ten minutes! He could get in the Guinness Book of World Records! He could...why, I bet he can blow out a Kleenex with just one snort!

Even better, he could explain why he thought this was a good idea after he discovered he could do it. Seriously, he had three years to think about this...at some point, doesn't it cross your mind there might be better things you could do with your time...and nose?

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

Um, ouch!