I wanna Iguana from Bwana

Now, guys have certain problems. For instance, unlike ladies, it just isn't possible to smuggle iguanas in your bra if you are a guy. I haven't tried it myself but I have it on good authority it doesn't work. So if you are a guy and want to smuggle iguanas, how can you make it work?

This is a troubling question that more people than you would suspect spend time thinking about. Take Jereme James, for instance. He knew he was going to Fiji. He knew wanted rare iguanas. He knew he had a wooden leg. Was it ever a question he would use his artificial leg to smuggle iguanas? I think we all know the answer to that.

I am just surprised nobody has yet used their artificial heart to smuggle termites.