It's like deja vu...

Once, long ago, in a piece I am much too lazy to go find, I wrote about a couple who tried something new...and decided to handcuff each other at the same time for some sex games. It turned out badly when they lost the key. You would think people would be a little bit smarter...for whatever reason, kinky sex games are extremely private and nobody wants others to know about their more unusual habits.

Thus, Stuart Fisher and Zoe Comaish decided to be more prudent. He used the handcuffs on her but did not wear them himself. Did not stop him from losing the key....

Now, maybe it is just me...but if I am going to play those games, I might think about having a back-up key. Or, at the very least, knowing where I could get one if things went wrong. Otherwise, you might end up having to have a cop help...and if that doesn't get the job done, bring in an entire shift of firefighters, 10 of them. And if that doesn't work or you have to go back to the station, there might be 2 shifts on.

Sounds like a bad joke: "How many cops and firefighters does it take to get handcuffs off a naked woman?"
"21."