Things to do before having sex II

5) Make sure it is consensual

4) Make sure there will be no interruptions (i.e. calls, visitors, call of nature)

3) Make sure that, if needed, the little blue pill has been consumed

2) Make sure you have privacy

1) If you forget to make sure you have privacy, say...by having sex on an open roof-top, make sure nobody is filming you and putting it on you tube.

Of course, one wonders about this statement: "The MJZ staffer added: "It was brilliant afternoon entertainment but I bet they are regretting it now. They are the laughing stock of London."

Let me get this straight; you are at work while they are enjoying a little afternoon sex, nobody knows who they are, and THEY are regretting it?