The firing was surgical

Her sales were ballooning. She is happy. She is fired.

Of course, one wonders how happy someone can be who refers to her own anatomy as "superbreasts". What, are they crime-fighters about to save the world from annihilation? Instead of "Look! Up in the air! It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's...Superman!" now people say "Look! Up on her chest! It's a bump! It's a boob! It's...Superbreast!"

I guess I have milked that joke for all it's worth. But really, when talking about someone who was fired from their job because their operations "enhanced" their physique to abnormal dimensions, that was the breast I could do.