No doubt she is the next Ma Barker

Okay, brief history lesson for those who did not spend time studying 30s gangsters. Ma Barker led her family on a crime spree of robberies and murders that reached truly horrific proportions. She was bloody and cruel and vicious.

And now she has been topped by Anne Mees. This 81 year old Grandmother is indeed a horrific criminal. You had best have a strong stomach to keep reading.

Mees needed some work done on her roof. So she hired it done. I, for one, am outraged, and I hope the remainder of the populace is equally outraged. How dare she attempt home improvements! Why, if she were to do that she might prevent damage to her dwelling and retain the value. We cannot allow that. After all, by fixing her roof she might be blocking bird access to their nest! She makes Hitler look like an angel. It is a good thing those police showed up before this got out of hand.