Knock knock. Who's there? Escaped prisoner.

What a fun day to be a prison guard.

"Hey, Hank, you hear that?"
"Yeah, sounded like someone knocking at the door. I will get it."
** walks over, opens door**
"Stara Hagora prison, Officer Hank speaking, can I help you?"
"Yes, my name is Vassil Ivanov and I would like to be allowed back in my room."
"Uh...we don't have an Ivanov here. Are you sure you are in the right place? This is a prison, sir."
"Yes, I know. I was on Easter break a couple years ago and escaped. But I miss my prison friends and want to come back."
"Uh, okay. Welcome home, son. Time to tack on to your sentence."


Now that is exciting prison drama. You know, I have been wanting to goof around with making movies. I think I am going to start filming these things. Much funnier than fiction.