Top 5 ways to figure out someone has too much time on their hands

5) They have an itemized list of quantities and kinds of belly lint they have removed in the last 4 years.

4) They know the name, address, and current status of every ex-Spice Girl and New Kid on the Block

3) They have reviewed every book in the Anne of Green Gables, Nancy Drew, and Little House on the Prairie series.

2) They know who Anna Nicole's baby daddy is and how it will affect each of the lawsuits involved.

1) They want a misdemeanor charge against Jim Morrison pardoned. Just checking here, but are you aware he died in 1971? I don't think he will be serving any time...