A Tooting man? This can only end badly.

Who hasn't hear the "wonderful" poem

Beans, beans, the wonderful fruit,
the more you eat, the more you toot,
the more you toot, the better you feel
so lets have beans for every meal.


Now, about this point you are probably expecting another lowest common denominator column about a man from Tooting and what he is doing. You would be correct...sort of.

Now he believes he is a reincarnation of a Hindu goddess. OOOOOOOoooookay. I am sure that is better than being a Tooting man. I mean, who wouldn't want to give up their Tooting heritage in favor of being associated with "Bahucharaji, the patron of Indian eunuchs."

I really don't even want to think about why Indian eunuchs have a patron god. Come to think of it, I really do not wish to think about Indian eunuchs. In fact, I don't really want to think about eunuchs at all.

But hey, whatever...congrats on escaping the Tooting, dude. Good luck with that.