Things to do before digging up a field in protest

I am not real sure who GM is or why their potatos are so dangerous...but we all must admit they are. Hence the plan developed to dig up their test field of potatos and plant the protestors version. Now, in my world, random, malicious, intentional trespass, destruction and sabotage is a crime....but hey, who am I? Just a normal, reasonable person who does not think my antipathy towards other people's behavior grants me the right to ignore laws. With that said, here is a handy 5 point check list for you should you participate in such mindless, pointless activities

5) Organize sufficient people to make yourself unlikely to be arrested

4) Wear warm clothes

3) Bring proper tools; shovels, gloves, etc.


2) take along a couple officers to witness your crime

1) Make sure you are digging up the correct field and not...oh, I don't know...some innocent, hard-working farmers bean field?