Soccer scores (now with crunchy sheep flavoring)

Soccer is noted for its (lack of) scoring and the (lack of) intelligence of (some of) its fans. But think how fun it would be if you could combine the two.

For example, what if your local soccer team was sponsored by a local sheep farmer? And even better, what if you were the ultimate anomaly, a goal-scoring soccer defender? Who racked up, say....16 goals? And the sponsorship deal meant for each goal you scored you received a sheep? What would you say to that?

Well, if you were Ivica Supe of Zagora FC, you might say, "I am expecting to score more by the end of the season."

Let me get this straight...the first thing you say when you see your new sheep is you expect to score? Way to go, soccer dude.