Look in the bag. Its a bird! Its a fish! It's...another stupid smuggler

So I wrote about the woman arrested for smuggling fish because they made "splashing sounds". I figured I had written the dumbest piece on animal smuggling you would ever see...yes, that one topped the alligators. Then I had to write about the woman smuggling parrots with their beaks taped and their wings flapping. Surely after these three geniuses the animal smuggling trade would be dying down.

After all, if you can hear the animal you can probably find it and if it is hidden when you hear it then it is probably not supposed to be transported by you.

Fortunately, Dragos Radovic found a way around that. He knew his animals might move and make noise...so he just picked one that, should he be caught, would be invisible. Little did he know other people still could see a chameleon even if it did change its colors...hard to believe he got caught. After all, there were only 175 of them...how could those be noticed?