I would be sheepish to admit this one

Last night I wrote a couple jokes for potential stand-up dispersion at a yet to be named date about the topic of pets. Today I find that, as funny as they are, they can't compare to the real news. After all, no matter how funny I find my topic of cats and dogs, how can it compare to people who are so anxious to purchase a dog they end up with a sheep? I guess you could say...they had the wool pulled over their eyes. Ewe get it, don't you?