Some ideas are too good to repeat

People, as I have mentioned before, are wont to show their love in strange ways. Examples I have discussed have included ramming the girlfriend's car, jumping off a bridge...surely these are things that would show a girl how much she meant to a guy.

It is hard to believe an attempt to show a girl how much you could care, especially if you did it while drinking. I mean, what is the worst that could happen? I mean, it isn't like, in his rage, he is going to whack off his own penis is it?


Note to self; should I ever be left by a woman and be angry and start drinking...first, hide the knives. No particular reason...