It is an epidemic

Alfred Hitchcock was a master filmmaker when it came to horror and suspense. His flick "The Birds" can still raise hackles on some viewers despite the rather cheesy special effects. Well, if he were alive today...he would change his target to cats.

Cats are vicious, cruel, and dangerous. For the third time in two weeks it is my sad duty to report on violence inflicted by cats. This attack was so bad the brother sued his sister!

So if you have cats, beware. They are clearly in the early stages of an attempt to take over the world. Possibly at the behest of Pinky and the Brain.

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

Oh my! I thought we kept the cat in the house that day ;)