My New New Years Resolution

Now, most people resolving to change their life in maniacally massive ways traditionally select January 1st to make promises they will keep until approximately January 3rd.

I, of course, waited until today.

There are many things I **should** change...diet comes to mind. More fruits and vegetables, fewer pizzas. We all know that ain't gonna happen. More running, less card playing. Uh...yeah, I will get back to you on that one. Less Weird Al, more "real" music...I am not even gonna dignify that one with a remark...

but none of those are the change I plan to make. No, my change is much better, much more important, and much more common.

I herewith resolve to, in the future, personally train all fish I intend to smuggle not to make "flipping noises" and thus keep myself out of trouble in all my fish smuggling cases.