Planning for retirement

I am not a super planner but I have been doing my bit towards preparing for retirement. I contribute aggressively to a 401K, get health check-ups, and so forth.

But my plan is obvously flawed. An 82 year old figured out how to get free room and board, access to exercise equipment, free health care and whatever else he needs. Of course, it isn't for the rest of his life...just for the next ten years.

So I am switching retirement plans. Instead of saving money, investing in health and stuff I am just going to follow his lead and smuggle cocaine. And if 170 pounds will only get me 10 years I might have to triple it....