I went shopping the other night

I will be the first to admit I enjoy a good deal. A set of tickets to three Blazer games for the price of 1 with a few extras thrown in? Okay, I will buy it. Free ticket to a Beavers game? I am all over that. Cheaper bread? I like it. Opportunity to purchase a baby? Well...maybe not. I am no Lerma.

On the bright side, the kid will never have any question about worth. The statement will always be, "I am worth the down payment on a used car." Yes, not even full price for a car. And we think human life is cheap in Africa...