A fine example of how attorneys are dogs

Guy is carrying some illegal items, to wit; drugs, drug paraphenalia. He gets caught.

So far, so good. Guy gets an attorney. let's take a look at how the conversation might have gone.

Attorney (hereafer known as slimeball, or sb for short):So what happened?
Criminal (hereafter known as doped out loser, or dol for short)they found my stuff, dude.
SB: So you are guiilty?
Dol: Of course.
SB:well, we will have to find some way of getting you off without being innocent then.
DOL:Cool.

Time passes, the attorney researches and lo and behold, his answer falls in his lap like a raindrop from the heavens upon the thirsting roots of a rotted rose.

SB: A-ha! the police chief got his diploma from this questionable school. How do I know it is questionable? Well...the police dog ALSO has a diploma from that school!


Now, normally this is a situation I would play for laughs but the truth is...I don't find it funny that this slimeball thinks the guilt of his client bears no relevance to the case. News flash: you would not need to defend him if he had not been doing anything wrong. Yes, if the chief chould not be chief then get rid of him...but don't let the other criminal off the hook despite his guilt.

I hope the dog shows up in court and bites him.