Okay, so I was wrong

I know I have always said I have heard of many bad things happening as a result of alcohol consuption but never a good one. Well...35, almost 36 years of experience are out the window.

Let's set the scene: Austria. Vodka. Ocean. Dude consuming vodka sees shark. He then...wait for it...decides it would be a good idea to catch this shark...with his bare...hands. He lunges into the ocean, battles the shark, and wrestles it on shore and gets away with only shark teeth marks on his pants. I know, I know, hard to believe alcohol was involved in making a brilliant decision like that. And just think...without alcohol, this post would not have been possible.

Maybe I need sponsors...like, this post brought to you by vodka and the idiots who drink it and then go bare-hand shark fishing.