I missed that...how did you say your car got wrecked?

Every so often you read a story about someone ruining their car in some bizarre fashion. It could be anything...repeated rammings by your (ex) boyfriend, miscalculating which floor you parked on and zooming off the 4th story of a parking garage, or having a polo elephant bash your minibus in with his head.

I mean, they are all good reasons, right?


Who thought this would be a good idea: elephants, known to be "short sighted and unpredictable" when "sudden movements" startle them playing polo? THey are lucky to get off with just a crushed minibus in my humble yet accurate opinion.