Ways to impress your girlfriend II

A few days ago I talked about what a brilliant romantic move it was for some chump to ram his girlfriend's car in an attempt to make up with her...well, as great a move as that was to get her to love him, New Jersey found someone even wiser in the ways of love. I know, I know...we are all wondering how that is possible. Well...it is. Just go with it.

He was doing well. He passed the "the first date was good enough to warrant a second one" test. They were on a walk, one would presume a romantic walk since I cannot imagin New Jersey in January as being anything less than extremely cold, so crossing the Seabright-Rumson Bridge hardly seems like anything but an attempt to be romantic.

Then he was struck by an inspirational thought the likes of which many rednecks have had...he knew how to impress her! So he did the obvious thing....he jumped off the smurfing bridge! Adam Koppel...25 year old romantic, daredevil, and apprently retard, decided the best move he could make to impress a woman was jumping 25 or 30 feet into a freezing river off a bridge. I wonder why more people don't think of that?



Possibly because their 2nd date was also their last. Wonder why that could be? With geniuses like the car-ramming goon and the bridge jumping goob is it any wonder there are so many divorces? I can only imagine what these lovebirds would do then...I sense more microwave wafflings, shootings, and other expressions of love and adoration on the horizon.