Here is a great idea for you

Next time you want a day off work and can't think of an excuse, remember this post and check back here. Then you might wish to follow the example of Sibindana who really, really wanted a day off work. So he brought a sick note. And certainly it was a great reason to miss work. Many, many women have missed work over pregnancies and it has been a viable reason.

It did not work so well for Sibindana, however. Charles.....Sibindana. Can't imagine why....