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2007 promises to be a packed year full of fun and huge life changes...like my little brother getting married, me getting married, moving, etc.

I feel unbelievably blessed in my future life mate. She is sweet, charming, caring, and fun...and shares my fetish-like passion for movies. But she is at least sane enough to not change her or my name to a movie title, unlike
'James Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live And Let Die The Man With The Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View To A Kill The Living Daylights Licence To Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond' as he is now known, having legally changed his name to that from the less popular David Fearn.

Seriously, who would want to be called David or Mr. Fearn when they could just as easily be addressed as Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live And Let Die The Man With The Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View To A Kill The Living Daylights Licence To Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond or Mr. Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live And Let Die The Man With The Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View To A Kill The Living Daylights Licence To Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond.

Where does it stop? What will his kid's surname be? If/when another Bond movie comes out will he add that to his name also? When anyone says "No" will he answer, thinking they are calling his name? Or do they have to address him as "Dr"? And how fun will it be when his friends shorthand his name to Goldfinger or Thunderball or....*shudder* Octopussy?

Uhmm...yeah. Well done Mr Beard. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Thanks for nothing.