A few weeks ago there was an e-mail floating around where some yutz allegedly kidnapped someone, forced them to drive to a couple different banks, and the kidnapper then, at each bank, withdrew money...from his own accounts. That is a great criminal.
But what we don't see is a lot of articles about Super-heroes...people dressing in bizarre costumes roaming around foiling crime. So this seems like an excellent time to find one.
Like the 4 year old who, when robbers held a gun to his sister's head, went into Mighty Morphin Power Ranger mode and chased them off.
Yup, those are some brilliant criminals. There was no chance their bullets could compare with the power of a plastic sword or the harty "Yaah, yaah"s the munchkin uttered. They wisely made their retreat and, apparently, their get- away. But for the rest of their lives, whereever they go, they will always know they were defeated by a 4 year old Power Rager.
4 years ago
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