Never chisel a chiseler

So I walked into work the other day with some McGrease in hand. Some wise smurf said, "Hey, I thought you were eating better. What is this then?"
Naturally I had to reply, "This is part of my plan for a chiseled physique. Your problem is, you did not understand it was chiseled out of jello."
Oh, I know what you are thinking, but what you are missing is this; how difficult that is. Have you ever TRIED to chisel jello? No matter how careful you are to put the chisel exactly where you want it, when the hammer descends, the jello slithers away and your carefully measured slice missed the mark completely. It is easier to chisel soup than it is jello...at least there you already know you are just wasting time, but with jello, there is always that thought in the back of your head that perhaps you just wielded the hammer incorrectly or perhaps it is the wrong flavor, so it is at least a possibility you can build the Taj Majal out of it with just a hammer, chisel, and a little bit of patience. Which I am out of with this topic. I am done trying to chisel jello, now I just want to strain an ice cube.