The World's Most Boring Job

I cannot imagine how unexciting it must be to be a border guard in Belarus. There is not much reason to visit there, not much reason to leave there. In fact, I imagine being a border guard there at all would be pointless if not for the occasional Russian trying to tunnel INTO Poland with a mug or Ukrainian trying to smuggle 277 parrots in...on a bicycle. Let me emphasize...these were people going INTO Poland, not the other direction. It might be time to end that particular line of jokes...