What would you do for a snack cake?

I am a strange individual. If someone wants a snack cake I will happily give them 5, 10, 15 bucks to go get them. If I have a box, I will gladly give them one. If I have just one and I come up with the idea, I will happily give it away. But if I have but one and someone wants some...I will gladly give them dozens of times the monetary value of said snack cake...but probably not the cake itself. Unless it is a Honey Bun. Then I won't have it in the first case because they taste terrible. At least, I think they do. Drugs might help them taste better. I suspect some people are willing to kill for a Honey Bun.Take Benny Rochelle, for example. He had a Honey Bun and was looking forward to eating it. He was looking forward to it so much that when it came up missing, he suspected 46 year old Jose Estrada of eating it and did the only thing he could.

No, you silly person, he did not purchase another one or forgive Jose...he killed him. At least we are pretty certain Jose did, in fact, eat the Honey Bun (and die for it) and that Benny was, in fact the killer. Our best evidence is they were in prison at the time...

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

Am I the only person who hasn't eaten a snack cake?