Ever wondered why dogs and cats hate each other? The answer is simple.
First, they tried to fight bears, but those were too big.
Then, they tried to fight cockroaches, but those were too small (and could not be killed anyway).
Then they tried each other and it was juuuuuuuuuuuusst right.
So now you know.
Cancer, you're a dick. - Dear Cancer, Fuck you. With a capital F. I get that death is the cycle of life. What I do not get is why, despite pouring billions of dollars into research...
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