Is that, uh...used?

There are certain things that getting used is not such a bad thing...used cars are inexpensive, for example. So are used bikes. Used Warhammer models? No problem. 

But there are some things that should only ever be sold new. Selling them used is just bad form. What, you want examples?

Dinner. Do you really want someone elses' used dinner?

Underwear. Yeah, I know, I already mentioned this before. Still, a truly horrific idea.

Coffins. I mean, seriously...would you want a used coffin/burial plot/ashes vase? How does that conversation go. "Yeah, I would like to use the urn for myself. Who was in it before?" "My Dad." "Oh, is he done with it?"

Yeah, I see that line. Yeah, I am way past it. I think we are done here.