How long do you have to wait?

I wasn't there but I imagine it went something like this.

"Lee, where you going?" asked the butcher.

Lee walks away without saying a word. A few minutes he comes back with a knife. The butcher starts running but that is sometimes hard to do with a knife in your leg. A knife put there by Lee, by the way.

"What was that for?"

"Remember my wife?"

"Yes, Lee, didn't you divorce her?"

"Yes."

"9 years ago?"

"Yes."

Then why stab me now?"

"I divorced her because you slept with her."

"NINE YEARS AGO."

"Yeah, but I haven't seen you since then."

"How did you find out in the first place?"

"Oh, I saw you two on the porn DVD I bought, Affairs With Other's Wives."

Open memo to Lee: First off, less porn and more time being a good husband might have helped prevent this in the first place. 

Second, stabbing someone in the leg or thigh? Not a good idea. Are you really surprised you couldn't "work out the differences"?

Open memo to the butcher: If you are stupid enough to sleep with someone elses wife...make sure it isn't videotaped and sold in your area. 

The saddest part of this story? There are no "good guys", just dumb, dumber, and worthless. Just sayin'