So what are your plans?

Coming back from a highly controversial week, it is time to get back to what I do best. 

No, not annoying you...why would you say that?

Making people laugh. In theory, at least...

Let's say you, instead of the bright, intelligent type of person who would read my works were an idiot who happened to have committed a crime or three. As luck would have it, one day you decided to expand the exercise yard. So he did what he felt like...he opened the prison exercise door, climbed the outer fence, and walked away. 

Now, assume it was you, not Harry Jackson, who had performed this action. What would you do?

Visit relatives and/or friends? You have some free time...might as well. 

 Leave the county? Perhaps you would not be well known a county or two over and not get returned to prison.

 Leave the state? It would seem the chances of being caught would go down exponentially.

 Leave the country? Georgia is not too far from Mexico. Odds of being extradited back over possession of a controlled substance or parole violations don't seem too high.

Or just walk next door, rob a convenience store of several packs of cigarettes, and tried to sneak back in. Hard to believe that genius got caught.