A Mighty (and disturbing) effort

Warning and disclaimer: this post is graphic in nature and falls under the realm of "TMI". Just sayin'

Have you heard the commercial where the pizza chain brags about having "a full pound of cheese"?

Well, I weighed myself this morning, then was overcome by the desire to spend time in close proximity to porcelain. 

For those not picking up the genteel hint...I had to use the restroom.

And use it I did. Geneva Convention code violations were reported. A minor rip in the fabric of the universe itself appeared for a few moments. Yes, it was a mighty, mighty effort. How mighty?

When I was done I weighed myself again. And I lost a full pound!

I knew you would be impressed...err...disgusted and grossed out...fascinated...well, face it, reading this is like a train wreck. Horrible, fascinating, you can't look away even though you know you should, but when you are done you are glad you saw it even though you wish you hadn't.