Why being homeless is cool

1) Any time you are in sight of your shopping cart you can say, "Honey, I'm home!" and it is true.

2) You can post a sign that says, "If you lived here you would be home by now" and make everyone jealous. 

I have more, but they are tasteless. After you read the above two...that should scare you.

2 comments:

Riot Kitty said...

That is so tasteless! Would you like a spanking? :)

Space Monkey said...

I use to think after watching "Thumb Wars" was the best way to waste a few minutes my life. The past few jokes have set the new standard. Thanks :-P