Some lines are just too awesome not to quote

"Well, yeah. The guy comes into a business at 1:30 in the morning with no shoes on and is going from bathroom to bathroom crawling around in the ceiling. I can see how you could classify that as irrational or somewhat unusual behavior."

And they say NO drugs or alcohol were involved? Hmm. On the bright side, the name "Jason Solo", if he spelled it Jacen, would actually have some meaning. Jacen and Jaina Solo are the twins born to Han Solo and Princess Leia in the authorized Star Wars books, which keep the "universe" alive for some fans. I am going to say Jeremy Fleming should have used the Force to Jedi mind-trick the employee into NOT hearing him roaming around the bathroom ceilings. Barring that, he certainly should have Force-lifted the cops back out of the room so he could escape.