Next week he is using a light saber in a death duel

I mean, we all do it. Why feel silly about it? His parents gave him the Mini-Cooper, what else would he do with it? I mean, sure, he could use it to drive to school and back. But where is the fun in that? So he did what any of us would do...he looked for a movie that had a Mini and tried to recreate it. 

Of course, in The Italian Job, a car loaded down with several thousand pounds of gold in the trunk managed to hit the FRONT bumper first...this stooge's trip down the stairs wasn't quite as successful. 

So yeah, he had the car for, well, one day, tried to recreate the stunt from The Italian Job where they drive down the stairs and, instead of a bad movie that made good money, he has a totaled car, an expelling from school, and an arrest for drunk driving.

If only they penalized movie fools the way they do this guy. Tom Cruise would still be in jail for Vanilla Sky, the producer and director of Max Payne would have been executed, and after Encino Man, we would have been spared The Mummy:Tomb of the Dragon Emperor...