How to make your life better

Now, we all love pressed shirts and sharply creased pants.

Well, not all of us...until the lovely Goose came around, my version of pressing shirts left something to be desired. Clothes cam off my body, were thrown into the washing machine, after I ran a load they would be tossed into the dryer and each morning I would pull out whatever shirt was closest and wear that. So I got a lot of grief over how wrinkled my gear was. And no, I still don't care...

But NORMAL people love pressed shirts and sharply creased pants. But where is the challenge in that? What we really need is a way to make ironing more fun. But how?

We could try using our lap instead of an ironing board...but that would lead to lawsuits and hospital stays. No, no good.

We could try ironing without pre-heating....but that would not give us those great creases.

Wait...I have it! We can iron while mountain climbing or geocaching or para sailing...that would work!

You are probably thinking, "Even for Darth Weasel that is a stupid idea." Well, my friend, the joke is on you. Behold the glory that is Extreme Ironing. And you thought I was pathetic...