How to make her love you

There are some people who are rather hapless in love. When it comes to showing the fairer sex why he is a good selection they often make...well...interesting choices. 

I used to work with a dude who bought into the "be mean to her and she will like you" nonsense. He was pretty cruel. He did not end up with her. I have seen others who thought the key to a pretty girls heart was money. After divorce takes the majority of their assets, I wonder how they feel? 

I have seen almost everything tried; flowers, learning to dance, demonstrating superior athletic skills, developing new political positions, becoming an artist, growing beards, shaving beards, coloring beards, dating others to make their intended jealous.

But the one brilliant ploy I had never seen tried now has been. In the words of Maxwell Smart, "Oh, its the old break into her house, tie her up, make it look like a burglary, then ring the doorbell as if visiting for no apparent reason and claim to have rescued her hoping she will fall in love with her rescuer" trick. 

That is so brilliant it is hard to believe it didn't work...