He had to...the table was busy

Sometimes in life people are left with little to no choice in what they do. For example, in those halcyon days of yore I have mentioned people who had uhm...intimate relations, shall we say...with picnic tables, hammers, animals...

Then time passed. I thought we were done with all that and had moved on to higher forms of humor such as goat in prison jokes, stuff like that.

Unfortunately, the experimenters are back and it is my civic duty to mock them.

Unfortunately, I cannot come up with anything funnier than what they already did. I am running out of jokes. This is horrible. Not as horrible as having sex with an SUV...oh, not the muffler, like you might suspect. The FRONT of it. Makes you wonder if they had to grill the suspect...