The Goose as golfer

Apropos of...well...nothing, really, comes the report of the first time the Goose went golfing for real.

When you think about it, golf, like bowling, is an incredibly stupid game. In both activities, the less you get for your money, the happier you are. The bowler who only rolls 12 times is ecstatic...he hit a perfect game of 300. Meanwhile, the bowler who takes 21 shots...no strikes and a spare in the 10th perhaps...got another 9 turns for his money. But who is happier?

In a similar vein, the golfer who goes out for 9 holes and rolls in with a 4 under 32 is ecstatic whereas the golfer who plays bogey golf, taking 45 shots, is disappointed. Hey, you got to take 13 extra whacks at it, saw more of the course, and got more exercise.

Okay, I am done here. Nothing more to see. No laughs available.