Maybe it was a sign

The marriage started in 2006. On that everyone is clear. It ended already so it clearly was not meant to be. It is too bad there was not some sign...like, you know, during the wedding ceremony, would it have been a sign things were not meant to be if her $2000 wedding dress were to have the seams come apart while she was standing at the altar and she went through the rest of the ceremony bare-butt?

Now, it seems there are lots of things to consider here. First...some people wear underwear. Just sayin'... Second, would it have been too much to temporarily stop the ceremony and enact some hasty albeit temporary repairs?

But best of all, I think it is pretty funny that the lawsuit over the incident outlasted the marriage at which the incident took place. Yeah, I am sick that way.