A descent into madness

Now, as a general rule we here at Darth Weasel keep our humor highbrow...stuff about air bands, wanting spankings, sporks, spousal abuse...we are all class, all the time. But today we might waver a bit. We are going to delve into the realm of Super Heroes which is only appropriate since The Dark Knight (2008) will be coming out Friday and the Goose and Weasel plan to attend...check out my review Saturday to see how it stacks up against Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Hancock, and Hellboy II.

But what if there was a Super Hero with a different talent. He is unlikely to blow up tanks (Iron Man, Hulk), punch someone through a wall (Hulk, Hellboy, Hancock), fly (Iron Man, Hancock), or drive a souped up hot car (Iron Man, Batman). No, his talents lie in a different direction. Almost a musical direction.

He has been known to play Strauss's Blue Danube waltz and Kylie Minogue's I Should Be So Lucky. But how does that make him super you might ask?

The hint is in the name. At first he wanted to use the phrase "Working My Passage" but finally settled on the title, An Audience with Mr. Methane.

Yes, for those not particularly well versed in chemistry, methane is a gas. Mr. Methane...uh...plays music with his gas. His flatulence. That is fartastic.





And no, I really can't explain why I laughed. Of course, I also can't explain why I am roaming around singing, "I'm on...top of the world looking....down on creation and the only explanation I can find..." and then stopping, only to start at the top again. Deal with it.