I'll take that cab for 200

"Taxi!"
On hearing the call Shen promptly pulled over. Noticing his would-be client had a large amount of material he hopped out and helped the guy load the stuff in. As he did so, he dily commented, "Wow, that tailless fish looks a lot like one I have at home in my freezer."

At least, he would have had it at home in his freezer if all the stuff he was loading into the cab had not been gaffed from his house by the guy he was now helping...